-Oh girl -I don’ wanna’ smack ya’ down -So put ya ass up in da’ air -I’m gonna take it way down town

Go stick a dick in your problem!

The Knitting C@nt

What can you say about this bitch? She knits.

Usually found on public transport, and doesn’t care that a sudden stop will drive that needle directly into an infant’s skull.

Oh no this f@cking bitch has got to knit some mutant trivet so her demented grandmother will soil herself with joy. Babies and your throat be damned.

SEE ALSO The Crocheting C@nt.

You know it’s time to go and git yo’ heer cut when when ya’ see a scrubby butch bitch with the same fucking heercut as you an’ shit.

Bitcha’s ain’t nothin’ but receptacles/ For da’sponk dat Ah pomp frum ma’ testicles

What’s cookin’ on wall street?

So Ghetto; so fucking depressing an’ shit. Come git yo’ heercut an’ shit.

In heaven, everything is fine…

I wanna fuck you in the mouth/ Yeah in the mouth/

Then I wanna take it down south/

Yeah, to your pussy-hole baby/

Then I’m ah gonna/ say yeah baby/ gonna flip ya’ over/

Gonna flip ya over/ put it where it belongs/

Gonna put it/ gonna put it/ gonna put it in ya dookie chute/

Hard like a mutha’ fucka’/

Then pop it back ya mouth like sanchez/ Yeah like sanchez/

Gonna fuck you in the mouth baby/ Yeah cuz you ma bitch